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before perusing best-of-craigslist postings below please note:

18 Jul 2012 - What a Vasectomy is Really Like

08 May 2011 - Manhood Camping

28 Aug 2009 - seeking menstruating short-term friend - w4w

22 Aug 2009 - cock shot etiquette

17 Jul 2009 - Room above Seedy OB Bar

23 May 2009 - re: old bitches

23 Apr 2009 - MY BRA- I'D LIKE IT BACK.

05 Apr 2009 - WANTED: Manual for 1996 Model Male Child

02 Apr 2009 - Craigslist CODES - translated

27 Feb 2009 - SPICY BUFFLO WINGS

23 Dec 2008 - Free 1998 BMW M3

10 Nov 2008 - To the Creeper in the Vibrator Aisle - w4m

24 Aug 2008 - Looking for my SOLE-mate

07 Jul 2008 - My Pubic Hair Epiphany

28 Feb 2008 - To the guy sailing across Mission Bay with a porch umbrella

07 Feb 2008 - Carton Of Irregular Cat Hats

16 Jan 2008 - Found: One large bag of "Granny Porn" DVDs.

29 Dec 2007 - Bi curioius? I can help... - w4w

24 Nov 2007 - Expensive Loser Wanted!!!

28 Mar 2007 - Dear Jolly Ranchers

22 Mar 2007 - To all of my Neighbors!

28 Feb 2007 - RANT: Airline Travel Etiquette

23 Jan 2007 - 10 Reasons to Date a Lesbian

01 Oct 2006 - Dear cat: Don't disturb blinds when I'm watching porn

22 May 2006 - Free box o' crap (now with NEW! BONUS crap!) PPU

05 Apr 2006 - Thank you, people who dumped my dogs at the shelters

20 Jan 2006 - RANT: The Rules of Breaking Up

17 Nov 2005 - RAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! * Thank You!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

25 Oct 2005 - Dear Neighbors: I HATE your Chihuahua

07 Oct 2005 - Ode to my hair

31 May 2005 - jedi mind trick does not work on women

25 May 2005 - Final Call For Contest Entries -- Michael Jackson Suicide Contest

25 May 2005 - Potential Girlfriend: Please Apply Here

02 May 2005 - How to tell your friend his cat's dead

29 Apr 2005 - Door Nazi goes to the library

28 Apr 2005 - I hate you

24 Apr 2005 - Kind sirs, please abstain from having sex with my roommate

19 Apr 2005 - Souplantation

18 Apr 2005 - You peed... In my Living Room!

14 Apr 2005 - I am sick of sitting in your urine

12 Apr 2005 - To my one night stand...

29 Mar 2005 - I know ye all to well – Grunting Man in Gym

24 Mar 2005 - Damn You San Diego

18 Mar 2005 - My personality for your looks

07 Mar 2005 - Do the world a favor. Close your fricking blinds.

25 Feb 2005 - Take part in my experiment!

24 Feb 2005 - Your mangina was showing in Balboa Park

22 Feb 2005 - Not just one in a million...one in 3 million!

05 Feb 2005 - Rave: Straight man searching for straight men

29 Jan 2005 - How I become bisexual (Homophobes - don't click here)

18 Jan 2005 - Ten Weird Things About Me

10 Dec 2004 - The men I have dated

09 Dec 2004 - You'll Be Disappointed - w4m

10 Nov 2004 - Our relationship will end in a death match

07 Nov 2004 - I used to be his favorite, but now, it's over!

19 Oct 2004 - Free Kung-Fu Gerbil From US Navy

08 Sep 2004 - Dear Craig...

27 Aug 2004 - Two Free Cannibal Goldfish

20 Aug 2004 - Take my Sister-in-law please

16 Aug 2004 - Hey Craig......

07 Jul 2004 - How many RnR members does it take to change a lightbulb?

28 May 2004 - WORST morning ever

15 May 2004 - How I effed-up a CL casual encounter

19 Mar 2004 - A slut's perspective

13 Jan 2004 - Hi! I'm the waitress at your local nudie bar.

20 Nov 2003 - Why I hate my dog

09 Sep 2003 - Older Women seeking Younger Man

25 Jul 2003 - food taster needed! asap

21 Jul 2003 - Applications taken for missed connection (MC) - m4w

27 Jun 2003 - I removed your condom with cardboard

18 Jun 2003 - to the lady in the green suv who will probably kill me someday

28 Mar 2003 - that's the last time I drink vodka out of a watermellon

25 Mar 2003 - I wish we didn't need internet dating........