I know this is a long shot and it is better than no shot at all... You were minding your own business, on a rock, by the river, when I stopped to ask you about your tattoo. We ended up having the nicest chat about both being new to Richmond, about art, and about health insurance (!?!), among other things. I should have asked you to join me for a coffee, but I did not. Here's me doing that now. Tell me what you tat says - I will know it's you.
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